dear humans…

i love all of you
it’s true
yes, carl, even you
i wish you all
good health
generational wealth
full tummies
and adjustable belts
i hope you find
expression through art
love to fill your heart.
and if there’s turmoil
a friend, to help you restart

but…i must ask
please stand back
when you approach me, please wear a mask
this isn’t a personal attack
all i ask is you just do the math

it’s not complicated, it’s quite easy
(you + mask)

  • (6 feet away from me)
  • everyone
    = we’re all more likely to be covid free

but but but, you stammer
you are a sheep
quoting verbatim a loop on repeat
some foxnewsmaxx bullshit, like…
democrats are evil satanist commie liberals
they want to steal your tv
aoc will eat your baby
take away your guns and red meat
and some rambling nonsense about, the clintons? hillary??

you believe all that and i’m the sheep?
i blindly follow whatever they tell me?

l
o
l

i still love you though.
for fucks sake, wear a mask.

note from the author: politics/schmolotics, i truly don’t care anymore. all these politicians are full of shit. oh, and ted cruz eats babies.

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